Lickity Split

On my way home from Salsa class, I got on the 2 train at 14th St. The train was a bit crowded but it cleared up a bit at 34th St. I managed to get a seat then. I must’ve been tired from working on Sunday, today’s running around at work, then dance class, because I failed to notice the odd young girl (teen? woman?). She was reading a thick book with the cover ripped off & the pages had water damage. She was eating a strawberry ice cream pop, in a disgustingly perverse sucking manner. Her hands were dirty with crusty nails.

That’s when her nauseating scent of stale cheap chocolate & unwashed body hit me. It was SO bad I to focus on my breathing to avoid throwing up. I don’t know what was worse: how crusty her hands were & the ice cream dripping on them, the way she was eating her ice cream, or the way she smelled. I couldn’t take it, I got off at 42nd St & waited for the next train. That type of smell sticks & I didn’t want to take that home with me.

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~Izzy

Yellow Toenails

A while ago I was on the F train heading to my former Brooklyn home, when something caught my eye…a man’s severely yellow toenails. At first I thought he had a really bad case of nail fungus, which would’ve been gross of him to leave exposed. Men’s feet are ugly enough without fungal matter growing on them. But as I looked carefully at his toenails (I couldn’t help it, they were so yellow!!), I realized he had purposely painted them with a translucent yellow nail polish. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for men getting pedicures. If you’re going to wear shoes that expose your feet, you must get a pedicure. But what would possess this man to choose a color that would look horrible even on women’s toes?!

Feel free to post comments or share common experiences, whether in NYC or elsewhere.

~Izzy

Gut Spillage

I don’t understand what some women consider to be cute, sexy, or their concept of a well put together outfit that suits their bodies. The woman pictured below obviously thinks she looked good in her horrible outfit. Apparently it’s “hot” to have gut spillage over ill-fitting low-rise jeans with visible panty lines. Maybe I didn’t get that memo, lol.


Feel free to post comments or share common experiences, whether in NYC or elsewhere.

~Izzy

More Sally the Ragdoll Sightings

While still living in Brooklyn, there were more sightings of Sally the Ragdoll, during my morning commutes on the F train. If you remember my previous post, there was a lady who resembled the Nightmare Before Christmas character. Her outfits were always had a  patchwork or deconstructed look, similar to Sally the Ragdoll. Below is another picture I took of her…

 

 

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~Izzy

New Posts in Progress, Stay Tuned…

I know I haven’t posted anything new recently, too much stuff going on, along with a spur-of-the-moment breakup with M.R. You will be seeing more posts on the 2 train, rather than the F or N trains, since I moved back to the Bronx. I have a couple of drafts in work that I hadn’t gotten the chance to finish & post. Stay tuned…

Horrifying Subway Pics

My co-worker shared the following link with me. Don’t click if you have a weak stomach or are easily offended by graphic images containing fecal matter.

http://gothamist.com/2012/08/23/is_this_the_most_horrifying_subway.php?utm_source=Gothamist+Daily&utm_campaign=8e3c419a51-RSS_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email

All I can say is I’m glad I wasn’t on that train…

Feel free to post comments or share common experiences, whether in NYC or elsewhere.

~Izzy

Drunken Fool

Last Monday, I visited my parents after work. When I got on the Bronx-bound 2 train I quickly sat in the first available seat, knowing that it would be a long, crowded ride. What I failed to notice was the reason that seat was available. No one wanted to sit next to the overweight, blubbering drunk. He kept staring at an African-American woman sitting in front of us, mumbling in slurred Spanish. “Porque me ‘ta mirando?” “Why is she staring at me?” “Tan fea que e’” “She’s so ugly”. He kept repeating himself in intervals, like a scratch record. I just thought, crap, now I’m stuck next to this drunk fool, for God knows how long. Luckily he got off at 96th St, but he left with a bang. The bang of the door closing on him twice before he managed to stumble our of the car, lol.

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~Izzy